Photo: Voorhees, Scott
One might think that a football field full of 8th grade boys would be really excited to see a naked lady run across the gridiron. Well, proving my long-standing point that "The ones who run around naked in public are never the ones you'd want to see nude," Lacey Uthe of Jefferson City, Missouri is now in trouble after giving the kids an eye-full the other day.
She is accused of jumping over the fence at the Helias Football Stadium in Missouri, and running onto the field in front of the junior-high-aged players ... wearing only a scarf. Uthe told a police officer she had ingested heroin and then left her residence naked and looking for help because she thought she would die. She was taken to a hospital for evaluation. She’s been charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class felony.