Since my kids are getting annoyingly older every year, we're running out of summers for "rollercoasters and waterslides" vacations. This is just fine with my wife.
So, while we're out goofing off until I'm back on the air Friday morning (from 5-11 a.m.), I hope this happens to one of my kids (or, better yet, my wife who doesn't even want to be on the ride in the first place):