This was passed along to me on Facebook by a relative of the homeowner, who lives in Millard.
Besides the clearly lazy, who-gives-a-rip behavior with this man's package, I can't get over the "uniform." Is this a postal service employee, or an extra from "The Crow"?
Thus far, I have heard of no response from the Millard branch of the USPS. If I do, I'll post it here.
(That's a new Mr. Coffee maker, by the way. Probably worth $25-$75 bucks. I don't know if it broke or not, but that's not the point.)