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Ten Twisted Valentine's Day Songs

#1.  You Don't Love Me Anymore, by "Weird Al" Yankovic

"My scars are all healing, but my heart never will."

#2.  Owwww!, by Chunky A (Arsenio Hall)

"I even got busy with a cute, little midget."

[Suggested by Esteemed Listener Josh A.]

#3.  Crazy Love, by Adam Sandler 

"Three days before I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear."

#4.  Love Me Sexy, by Jackie Moon (Will Farrell)

"Let's fill the bathtub full of sweat."

[Suggested by Esteemed Listener Curtis N. 

**Warning: Suggestive Lyrics!**

#5.  I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back, by Meat Loaf

"You got your ass out of gear, and your soul out of whack."

#6.  The Masochism Tango, by Tom Lehrer

"My heart is in my hand ... yeeeech."

#7.  If That Isn't Love, by "Weird Al" Yankovic

"When you're telling me about your feelings, I try not to yawn."

#8.  She Got the Goldmine, and I Got the Shaft, by Jerry Reed

"Well, the first few years weren't all that bad."

#9.  When I Was on Top of You, by Trey Parker

"I'd pull her hair, and she'd know to stop."

#10.  Hell No, by Ingrid Michaelson

"Are you gonna take him back?  HEEEEELLLLL, NO!"


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