#1. You Don't Love Me Anymore, by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"My scars are all healing, but my heart never will."
#2. Owwww!, by Chunky A (Arsenio Hall)
"I even got busy with a cute, little midget."
[Suggested by Esteemed Listener Josh A.]
#3. Crazy Love, by Adam Sandler
"Three days before I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear."
#4. Love Me Sexy, by Jackie Moon (Will Farrell)
"Let's fill the bathtub full of sweat."
[Suggested by Esteemed Listener Curtis N.
**Warning: Suggestive Lyrics!**
#5. I'll Kill You If You Don't Come Back, by Meat Loaf
"You got your ass out of gear, and your soul out of whack."
#6. The Masochism Tango, by Tom Lehrer
"My heart is in my hand ... yeeeech."
#7. If That Isn't Love, by "Weird Al" Yankovic
"When you're telling me about your feelings, I try not to yawn."
#8. She Got the Goldmine, and I Got the Shaft, by Jerry Reed
"Well, the first few years weren't all that bad."
#9. When I Was on Top of You, by Trey Parker
"I'd pull her hair, and she'd know to stop."
#10. Hell No, by Ingrid Michaelson
"Are you gonna take him back? HEEEEELLLLL, NO!"