Dear Jerry Jones,
I just wanted to let you know that we all realize what a wannabe Texan you are and last night you showed that you're still a gutless Arkansas hillbilly.
You and your overpaid team of idiots did a sorry job of riding the fence on the moronic anthem issue. You squat before the anthem then stand for the anthem when it plays. Do you think we are that stupid? You did it boy! You spit on the flag; and you think you fooled us? A real Texan would have squatted and owned it but you Jerry... you tried to have it both ways.
That makes you a Jug blowing phony.
You selfish, stripper chasing, yellow carpetbagger. You're a hillbilly leech.
You leeched off Jimmy Johnson, you leached off of Texas and now you leeched off the dead. You're a thankless rotten turd.
Oh, PS, it's time to get that face stretched out again, you're starting to look like a hillbilly gargoyle.