Remember when you were a kid, and you'd look at a picture that had some weird things going on (like a bus with square wheels), and you'd be asked to 'See how many things are wrong with this picture'?

See how many things are wrong with THIS STORY:  A Playboy plamate who likes girls but is married to a guy fired the average-looking girl pictured below for being "too cute" and told her to STAY THE F--- AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!

Photo credit:  Dilek Edwards' Facebook


Meanwhile, the Playboy model pictured below was asked about this story by the New York Post.  In denying the allegations and whether she felt threatened by this girl, the Playmate said, "No disrespect to anyone, but I'm a centerfold."  Compelling argument.

Photo credit:  Wikipedia