NEW PICTURES POSTED TUESDAY AFTERNOON!  YOU'LL SEE THEM AS YOU SCROLL DOWN!

 

CLICK HERE to listen to us try to come up with a nickname for our gun-totin' mayor!

Mayor Jean Stothert has applied for a permit to carry a concealed weapon.  While we have nothing but the utmost respect for this decision and the example it sets for others, we are the "Pack of Lies," so....

(and if you have any pictures of Calamity Jean packing heat, e-mail scott@kfab.com!)

From David P:

 

From Jeff B:

 

From Tom W:

 

From Ian G:

 

From Matt M (you knew this one was coming):

 

From Ron G:

 

From Keith G:

 

From Anonymous:

 

From John G:

 

From Jim M:

 

From Aaron, who said he "wasn't going the sexist route":

 

I think we have a winner here, from Dave P:

 

From Ron S:

 

TUESDAY UPDATE WITH MORE PICTURES:

From David L:

 

 

From Lou K -- rather than "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," he suggests "The Unions, The Fire Chief, and The Mayor" (I don't know if he meant to line up the words from on title to the next like that...):

 

From Tammy H:

 

From Corey P, who points out that this image of our Mayor with a starter pistol is not even Photoshopped (are you implying that these other images are Photoshopped, Corey?!?):

 

From Bill K:

 

From Chuck S (yes, that's Lucy and me in this first one -- thanks, Chuck):

 

From Keith G:

 

And, then Keith doctored that one to include me as one of the targets (on the far right ... thanks, Keith!):

 

And, finally, we debated whether to even post this one ... but what the heck, right?  I said I wanted the most ridiculous pictures you could think of, so this qualifies.  From Aaron S:

 

Thanks for all the submissions!  Mayor Stothert doesn't know whether to laugh at me or shoot me...